Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Oh yez I notezd.

Out of all the different accents I have to listen to and understand on a daily basis, or something close, I find the Egyptian accent the most difficult to understand.

I hate ordering from Pizza Hut because they're all Egyptians and I stand there for I don't know how long trying to explain what I want because I don't understand their Arabic or their English and they don't get what I'm saying, very confusing. Also, they always act as if the problem is in me…

This semester, I only have one Egyptian teacher and I gave up talking to him a long time ago, because it can be really embarrassing for me when he talks to me in Arabic or English and I don't get what he's saying, and I'm always expected to repeat what I said few times for him to get it.

Ok, these are few examples that I remember from class:
Teacher: 'something something will cause the something to be fucktuated'
Me thinking to myself: I'm pretty sure it's not that! Guess he meant fluctuated.'
Brime, I'm guessing it's prime but I have a very strong it's something else…
Parzentage, okay this one is eazy!
Infest, I believe infesting has nothing to do with finance so it is for sure invest.

I'm not criticizing anyone or anything because I know myself that I get all 'blah blah blah' and no one understands what I'm saying when I'm tired – both in English and Arabic.

11 comments:

Esperanza said...

Watch more Egyptian movies wala aqool mosalsalat-hom a7la :p

try listening to an Asian speak English ;D

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

lol at fucktuated!

One definately gets lost in translation with the masriyeen.

When I went to Cairo, to the market, they kept saying "bossi" "bossi". Me having just been in the levant area and being more or less crap at arabic in general, I thought he meant "kiss me kiss me". Boy did I give him a lecture...

Alas, it was the equivalent of shofi shofi. Talk about embarrasment.

To my egyptian teacher I answered a question saying "mashil haal", which in syria is used for everything basically saying "it's ok, I'm ok" etc etc.

He thought I said "mashi haalak" which basically means "bugger off".

No more speaking in egypt for me.

MJ said...

esperanza,
I don't watch TV... at all. but a very long time ago, when I used to watch TV, I liked the Syrian ones the most. I think.

and I still think Asian English is easier than Egyptian English. :P

SS,
lmao @ bossi and mashil haal!

'Who the hell do you think you're! and what do you take me for! you want me to KISS YOU'
'no, I just wanted you to look at these apples. they're red.'

I agree with you, no more speaking in egypt for you. lol.

Arabized said...

hahahaah i know what you are talking about.

oh god i dont even want to get started on that subject.

BuJ said...

oh dear.. egypto-language is the worst to understand.. i cannot count how many funny, rude, amusing, embarrasing situations i have heard about involving something to do with that...

also the sad thing is it's quite a popular dialect (by numbers) and sadly in some parts of europe it's being taught to non-arabs! my flatmate went to arabic lessons by an egyptian and he taught him that a camel is Gamal, and a table is Tarabeeza.. Excuse me but Gamal was the president and Tarabeeza loosely means "music if" or "see Biz" in emirati hehe

MJ one thing about your new layout.. it's a bit annoying to have to click twice to get to a "leave your comment" window... the old one u just have to click once.. anyway it's just an observation :)

MJ said...

Clicking twice to leave a comment was actually starting to get on my nerves. I will play around with it and see what I can do, sorry it might not be soon though.

THREE MORE WEEKS TO GO.

and then final exams. :/

Arabized said...

um burninggggg out mj.

3li said...

Lol,,, Too true

Jassim said...

I hate ordering from Pizza Hut because they're all Egyptians and I stand there for I don't know how long trying to explain what I want because I don't understand their Arabic or their English and they don't get what I'm saying, very confusing.

this had me grinning for hours. and asian english and arabic is easier than egyptian... but have you tried understanding a morrocan or algerian speak?????

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

weinek MJ? Exams? All the best to you

MJ said...

Jassim,
Second most difficult accent for me would be French.

SS,
Thanks, I have been busy with university life and a project. Exams in two weeks insha'allah.